Yoda man!

Jordan is awfully excited about Coulson gettin' some!

Dear Jimmy, Carbomb, and Grover.

I know its late, but would you be my valentine?

step up carbomb. step up.

I know you can do better than me. Grover.. you too. both of you can do much better than this. please show me up.

lamarocket?

this is a real satalite photo.

Im worried about Jimmy. Out there without a helmet.

3 fast 3 furious?

Now, I understand why Jimmy loves Ja Rule so much.

Hey Charlie

Jimmy Red

No Photoshoppery needed.

My Reality TV Idea

It's called "Jew Can't Be Serious!". It's a hidden camera show where we take various Jewish people and put them in highly serious situations surrounded by gentiles. But here's the catch - the Jewish are working for us! And they just can't be serious! Snickering at a funeral, posing as a dentist and cracking up during a root canal, the possibilities are endless.

Picture Fodder

I don't have very many digital pictures of you guys. Please send some. Or post them somewhere.

In the meantime, here's a picture that's screaming to be photoshopped. And Resized.

Come on boys...

Lets get crakin! There hasn't been a funny picture of one of us in a hillarious situation for too long. I don't have the technology...

Come on boys...

Lets get crakin! There hasn't been a funny picture of one of us in a hillarious situation for too long. I don't have the technology...

Bruce Campbell at JMU

Bruce Campbell is speaking at 8:00 PM on March 30th. I want to take that night off work and come down. Who's in? Grover, can you score us tickets? They're listed as "TBD" on the upb website for the time being.

Harvey Birdman Contest

I don't know if you guys still keep up with Adult Swim stuff, but CN is doing a contest to make a 30 second Harvey Birdman season 1 DVD. Ashley thought I should make a Beta Max based commerical. Since Beta Max was actually Jimmy/Carbomb's idea, do you guys mind if I do that? Any other bright ideas?

All my wildest dreams have finally come to pass...

Not everyone knows this, but my favorite movie of all time without question is the Karate Kid. Today they finally released the entire 4 part series as a DVD box set and Amazon has it for $25 freakin bucks. The 4th movie is an embarassment (and most of the reason I hate Hilary Swank oh so much), but the first three (in decending order of quality) will always be close to my heart.

boojah

hey guys. Thanks for the congrats. It feels good to simutaneously be the smartest and most humble man alive. Step by step, heart to heart, left right left, we all fall down. How?